2011
Lovestruck Pole Jan Rudnicki, 40, came up with his fool-proof idea while in a bar in the town of Jarnoltowka while chatting to friends about the best way to impress eligible divorcee Gosia Domoslawska, 36.
Friends said when Jan first suggested his bizarre plot they thought he was joking.
‘But then he went outside, climbed onto this horse – which he’d ridden to the pub – and set off bare-breasted and bare-backed,’ Mirek Nowak explained.
‘The next thing we knew, he’d been arrested.’
Not quite Pretty Woman.
Anyway, unfortunately the old romantic’s attempts appeared to fall on deaf ears when Gosia called the police – and called him ‘a loon’ – after he’d ripped off her front door.
‘I was at home watching TV with my daughter when I heard this deafening crash and suddenly this half-naked man on a horse appeared in my front room,’ she said.
‘I never fancied him before and I certainly don’t now.
‘If this was supposed to win my heart he must be seriously off his rocker.’
The dad-of-seven has since apologised and offered to repair the damage.
A police spokesman appeared to be equally unforgiving of poor old jilted Jan, adding: ‘Smashing into someone’s home uninvited is a crime and he will be punished for it.’
Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/866307-drunk-bareback-romeo-facing-jail-for-riding-horse-into-house-to-impress-girl#ixzz1PQtsSJ2p
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